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-anne has kept me thoroughly entertained at work today. first, we had a perfect lunch, ran errands, and now she sends me these fantastic gems. sound makes these even more enjoyable. 1- so, you think you can throw?! 2- look at the king looking all saucy! (be patient and keep clicking through the pictures on the spray bottle).
-jackie introduced me to f###you,penguin and i'm in blog love. the headline is "where i tell animals what's what." just go read them.. if you're any bit as witty as i give you credit for, you'll laugh until you cry until it hurts.
-oh, you're hungry? tough shit, U.S.A is the only country that does not believe you have a right to food. U.S.A., U.S.A., U.S...
-now you know why i'm so smart.
-sure, smoking kills 14,000 people daily, but this ad is still a little creepy.
-i hope everyone stays warm and safe.